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if you follow request me i probably wont accept because the number of follow requests keeps getting bigger and i keep getting scared to go through it but if you send me a direct message then i might allow it. i have no idea what you should put in the direct message i'm just sayin

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just remembered not everyone is gay. day ruined

okay i guess it could be encrypted by biometrics somehow? not sure the details of that but either way this seems like a mega hack

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i did biometric login and noticed that the password field got filled for a split second and i was like "wait wtf" and i did it again but pressed the show password but and THERE IT FUCKING WAS

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AW HELL NAH MY BANK APP STORES MY PASSWORD IN PLAINTEXT

holy shit you can portal peek in the minecraft portal gun mod

rooting my device in order to trick apps into thinking that my device is not rooted (because apparently lineageos == rooted)

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dudes on cs:go keep calling me a portmanteau of 'trans' and 'bunny'... how do they know??

monoprice accidentally sent me 10 cables instead of 1 lmfao

this includes sending like 6 messages in a row if its a text conversation

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whenever someone mentions anything i am interested in and dont get to talk about frequently i am legally required to talk about it way too much

like you could just put "any pronouns" or "all pronouns" but because of the slash im inclined to read it as subjective pronoun "any" and objective possesive "all"

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people putting "any/all" as their pronouns is always kind of funny to me

security engineers when i set mitigations=off

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not to diagnose others but if your parents are telling you what to do in college something is wrong

you know the bit boutta be good when jerma pauses the video game

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do straight people send each other "🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️🥺🥺" every day

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