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if you follow request me i probably wont accept because the number of follow requests keeps getting bigger and i keep getting scared to go through it but if you send me a direct message then i might allow it. i have no idea what you should put in the direct message i'm just sayin

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just remembered not everyone is gay. day ruined

finally bought a screwdriver set so i can stop stripping every device i own

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why do i have so many cool ideas for projects to work on EXCEPT when i have time to do projects?

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I created an interesting new (free, web-based) puzzle app for mobile devices (works best on iPads, less-well-to-not-at-all on other devices). Want to try some challenging puzzles that blend spatial reasoning and manual dexterity? Just Slide to Unlock! slide.isohedral.ca/

i tried to log into my twitter account and for some reason their confirmation code email bounced from my mailserver and at first i thought it might be an issue on my side but then i thought about how i haven't been missing any other emails and the hell hole that is twitter right now and honestly it's probably their side

while also constantly interjecting about things i do not give literally a single shit about. bonus points if it's related to COVID and outdated

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what is even the point of having a phone menu that will just read me the same information that i could find online but much, MUCH slower

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i hope whoever designed company phone menus that have no way of talking to an actual human has a horrible rest of their life

the amount of things in python stdlib that are just like "pass in some magic string" instead of an enum is honestly horrifying

yeah i have to engineer my way through social situations i dont see what the big deal about cybersecurity or whatever is

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social engineering? you mean like when im masking or scripting?

i wish there was a button to hide serious posts from my timeline because you know sometimes i just want to see some goofs and gaffs

windows really wants to install this update and i really do not want windows to install this update

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video games peaked in 2007 when peggle released

sometimes i think everyone uses a specific phrase and then it turns out that its just my boyfriend. not even like my friend group

of course if you already have car insurance this isnt an issue because Everyone Has Insurance Right Guys

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how the fuck are you supposed to drive a car home after buying it if you also immediately need to have insurance

anyways it works. shoutout to 13 year old me for buying this with my birthday money or whatever while they were still somewhat affordable

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internet: if your SNES power jack breaks you have to replace it and make make sure your power supply matches the original specs

me, soldering a barrel jack in reverse polarity to an ac adapter with a smaller wattage and shoving the connector in to the pins directly: watch me

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@Blakely I've said it before and I'll say it again, the only time Joe Biden was ever cool or correct about anything was when a toilet paper USA person ambushed him like "how many genders are there" and he shot from the hip with "at least three" and when asked to name them was like "don't play games with me kid"

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