c19 

covid plz go awya so i can got o funy frankmenuth thank u

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paying attention in class: i sleep

planning a trip to frankenmuth with my friends at the end of the summer: rela shit

@id0 I DONT WANNA BE A BOOMER

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

sith dogs be like 

@nonparticular how do you block someone on mastodon

lewd 

just made a pun while horny texting

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im losing my fucking mind, i fixed it and everything and just emailed the vice principal asking if they needed it by tomorrow and if they did, if the teacher would be at the school tomorrow (hint: the teacher will obviously not be at the school tomorrow because we are virtual on wednesdays. i was hoping this would make it obvious that it would be unreasonable to request that i turned it in tomorrow.)

the vice principals response was "i don't know if the teacher will be at the school, please ask them"

....really

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MORE THAN JAVASCRIPT

there i said it

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caps 

I FUCKING HATE PDFS!!!!!!!!!!!

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then i found an online tool to force fit the PDF to a regular letter page so i could print it, but some letters got cut off because PDFs are the fucking scum of the earth and people dont know how to fucking set the font sizes for PDF text boxes and then i submit it, have to write in a couple letters that cut off and then THEY SAY "NO SORRY CANT SUBMIT THIS BECAUSE IT HAS HANDWRITING ON IT"

IT HAS FOUR FUCKING LETTERS HANDWRITTEN ON IT

THE ESSAYS ARE ALL TYPED JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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i tried printing out this scholarship but it got cut off so i asked the person who sent it to me why the PDF was longer than a regular page and then they said "did you try saving it again"

YES. I TRIED SAVING IT AGAIN. I LITERALLY WORK FOR THE TECH DEPARTMENT OF THE SCHOOL YOU WORK AT

making fun of feds who dm me 

@deletescape what the fuck this is actually wild

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making fun of feds who dm me 

they never get that whole morality thing, do they

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