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sometimes i'm not doing anything interesting or worthwhile and then i realize there is something i could do that would be both interesting and worthwhile, and then i don't do it

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got voted "most human human" in a turing test, I'll call that a W

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whether you prefer tux or xenia, you've gotta admit: there's no mascot that represents Linux better than several mascots that people fight very angrily over the pros and cons of

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me: ugh the public transportation sucks here

americans: tell me about it [describes their system]

me: what the fuck yours is so much worse

the word "boot" looks like a boot kicking two soccer balls into the letter t

i'm sure other north american cities have subway stations in the middle of nowhere but i bet they don't make them this pretty

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sometimes i just stare at satellite maps of north york for hours

the most surreal thing about living in a small city is the lack of ads for anything except real estate agents

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I'm gonna call the freebsd computer touching "woodworking" because a) it's a dumbass hobby and b) my computer "would work" if I weren't doing this shit with it

why do indian guys love to say they look like aziz ansari when they clearly look nothing like aziz ansari

my pepper grinder grinds pepper too fine

annoying how they don't put desks in front of windows. i want to look at a tree while my code's compiling

i kinda hate the term "active transportation" referring to like. walking. it makes it seem like this New Cool Thing instead of just the default option

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"oh i've run out of single-letter variable names? well i will just use a letter i've already used, but in a different font" - Statements dreamed up by the Utterly Deranged

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