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I can't believe eugen made the ios masto app without rollback netcode

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B765.17
Bullets have no effect
on giant serpent;
only stroke
of lightning effective.

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so does anyone actually think that university campuses are going to have an uneventful fall 2021 or are y'all just joking

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starting the switch back into student mode by taking care of the 400 emails that built up over the last month of me not looking at my university email account

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J2285.1
Fool believing
in omens refuses
to prepare
for death.

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machine learning is amazing because you take a bunch of data you don't have permission to use and a few million matrix multiplications later you can generate the wrong answer to any question

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functional programming languages are like "wouldn't it be great if computers didn't do anything"

and the answer is yes but

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numeric liberal
string liberal
boolean liberal
floating point liberal

super smash brothers melee for the nintendo gamecube, released in 2001, is still Extremely Hype.

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[it's always sunny title card]
"The Gang Compiles AVR-GCC"

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today's hot take: any distro that isn't like, ubuntu or fedora or debian or something that's reasonably well-supported, sucks

I have my monitors very far apart so I thought it would be funny to use xrandr to make it so there was actually invisible space between them that you'd have to move your mouse through and it was all fun and games until a window got trapped in there

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if I run into one more company that links to a "datasheet" that's just a marketing brief I'm gonna be mildly upset

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did you know? regulating other people's identities is literally never okay, and also literally no identities have a fixed definition

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pair programming but you cant talk to each other

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cursed: applied math
more cursed: cs
even more cursed: cs + business
uber-cursed: applied math + business

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