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anyway gender is a prison and i could die happy if i saw it demolished in my lifetime

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holy FUCK it is impossible to sleep rn i am itching so fucking much
55 gallons of hydrocortisone is looking like a financially responsible decision rn my god this is hell

INSECTS GROSS GROSS GROSS 

so my camera bag is sitting on my desk. i see an ant. get rid of it, no big deal. i see a few more ants. hmm. i see five ants crawling on my camera bag. uh oh. i pick up my camera bag. there's 20 ants crawling around underneath it. fuck. i take my camera bag outside, open up the front pocket, aaaaaaaaaaaaand
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
i am so so so glad they didn't decide to set up camp in one of the multiple brand-new lenses in the main pocket, and instead chose the front pocket with my chargers and batteries, but still. the bag is definitely a write-off.

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Oh you use Linux? Why don't you sudo apt-get some bitches

@wasabipesto hmm that's a little steep but maybe i can resell it. "for sale, hydrocortisone cream (1%), lightly used"

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I can't find anywhere to buy hyrocortisone cream by the barrel, but you can get it by the pound. About 450 of these will get you 55 gallons for just $10,350 (barrel not included).

Alternatively, you can buy relatively pure hyrocortisone acetate and mix it yourself. Just two of these 1kg barrels will be enough to get you a 1% concentration, about the same as store-bought, for just $7590. Add in a drum of jelly for $1250 and the barrel comes free.

@132ikl the "being liked by mosquitos" life is rough 😔​

fucken. 33 mosquito bites. counted them. how much would a 55-gallon drum of hydrocortisone cost, to take a bath in.

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Brain made me do it (also yeah I know the C.E. has a word misspelled)

@aoife i did 3b right after i unlocked it. it took 12 hours, a weekend, and 2,100 deaths.

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@ionchy google probably nowadays makes (or at least hides to the point of effectively making) you give a phone number for 2fa, so does any major social media platform. people complain about esoteric stuff tracking across the web but in 99% of cases you can just be id'd by your phone number since everything requires it it's stupid

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I am begging account creation requirements to only require an email address please everyone has an email address or can create one for free there is no need to demand a phone number I barely have a texting plan

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