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Despite her criminal mind, this woman is behaving well. Her reward is the cat ears.

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Intentionally referring to rgb lights as lgbt lights

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actually hire me. i've a lot of experience in all the core skills:
— lurking
— looming
— cryptic pronouncements gesturing vaguely at some dark enormity going on behind the scenes
— bullying around a throng of bumblingly incompetent minions

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im pro-nofap. fascists should not get to orgasm. in fact we should enforce it on them

Had to buy something recently and got annoyed at how many different brands of things there were. And often they're designed to be incompatible.

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there is a dick, believe me i've seen it, there are two balls, let's keep them a secret

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one time i saw the monads and myasstodon in the closet making slurs and i saw one of the slurs and it looked at me

Got to go out, don't have the energy

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long live the democratic people’s republic of korea

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Sleeper agents from the People’s Republic of China have been convincing me to “leave at 5pm” and “have a lunch break”

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"Under socialism, you lose freedom of choice--all the products are the same, there's no variety; look at how bland and gray their urban landscapes are--"

Oh no, a world where I don't have to sift through 20 different brands of the same item, and advertisements don't plaster every wall and article of clothing. How could I live?

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We could sink england to make space for the fish

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A Mastodon instance for programming language theorists and mathematicians. Or just anyone who wants to hang out.