Pouta @nonparticular@types.pl

doing hot enby shit (drinking a normal person amount of coffee)

linux when you open a perfectly normal number of browser tabs

when computers were big enough to routinely get rooms to themselves, you'd have this common pattern: the New Guy, just hired, would enter the computer room, somebody would close the door behind him (and lock it), and one of two things would happen:

one: he would never truly leave, forever doomed to think like a bootsucking techbro
two: soon after entering he realizes his impending fate, pries the door open and escapes; from this we get the word "enter-pries software"

since then, capitalist propaganda has de-facto moved all software closer towards what was once a horror people ran from, little by little; thus, computers were gradually made smaller, as there was less need to have them in a separate room to begin with - people weren't so quick to run anymore, where would they even go anyway?

corecursion is what you get when you take a core and start cursing at it so hard it becomes ionised

when you have to get on the phone to order a prosthetic tail but try to keep the call short
that's tail call optimization

oh hi *unsats your day*

trans visibility day? this is as visible as I'll get
the real question is how cute am I

come to the bark side

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