Fe2+ Büller @secretasianman@types.pl

The true excluded middle

I'M OUT! 105 minutes for two-week service (normally four) is a decent trade-off

I GOT A NUMBER I GOT A NUMBER EXTERNAL VALIDATION IS MIIIIINE

OMG I'm about to get a number

Jus soli, and jus sanguinis, but picky

BEBE NEEDS HER DOCUMENTS

hello it's me I'm here at the nightclub
hello it's me I'm here at the passport canada office
hello it's me I'm at the combination nightclub/passport canada office

It's not really a nightclub but there's a bouncer and it's crowded

I wanna open a mediterranean restaurant in a subway station over the tracks called mezzeneen

I AM SO SORRY I WILL LET MYSELF OUT

Tbf "panini" (press) is a fine loan word but we could've had

OH FUCK YES 🍄

Who called it a kitchen remodel and not a counter offensive

*gollum*

Went down to the LoDro because when you need a nasal aspirator you needed one yesterday h/t @enobacon @DumbPseudonym

Nosefrida'ing a 3-week old not my favourite ngl

I feel like our obsession with the Muffin Man and where he lives represents a serious violation of his right to privacy

You see, the kid barfed last night

"Speed-running title 18" h/t @Popehat

We didn't choose the quantified lyfe