I'M OUT! 105 minutes for two-week service (normally four) is a decent trade-off

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I GOT A NUMBER I GOT A NUMBER EXTERNAL VALIDATION IS MIIIIINE

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hello it's me I'm here at the nightclub
hello it's me I'm here at the passport canada office
hello it's me I'm at the combination nightclub/passport canada office

It's not really a nightclub but there's a bouncer and it's crowded

I wanna open a mediterranean restaurant in a subway station over the tracks called mezzeneen

I AM SO SORRY I WILL LET MYSELF OUT

Tbf "panini" (press) is a fine loan word but we could've had

Get that WD40 outta here, this is a PB Blaster house

Who called it a kitchen remodel and not a counter offensive

writing C is a a high stakes winner takes all game of chess between you, a developer and the compiler writers. your job is to cross the board without touching black squares, their job is to flip a coin every time you cross a black square and decide if it will flip the board next game

Snot 

Went down to the LoDro because when you need a nasal aspirator you needed one yesterday h/t @enobacon @DumbPseudonym

Nosefrida'ing a 3-week old not my favourite ngl

I feel like our obsession with the Muffin Man and where he lives represents a serious violation of his right to privacy

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