on the off-chance that my bathwater-swilling offspring is correct,

ArXiv issues new policy on large language models as authors: blog.arxiv.org/2023/01/31/arxi

TL;DR: no, language models cannot take responsibility for the content of a paper and therefore cannot be listed as an author

so fb is spending upwards of $40bn of cash reserves to buy back shares after laying off approx 11k staff (plus who knows how many in intended attribution) which just goes to show that in today's economy, we pay people with credit and take our cash to vegas

(sorry reno)

we are living in the absolute dumbest, most desperate timeline

there's no real point to testing every day since I still feel blah, but here we are on +ve plus 2

anyone who minimizes this illness by comparing it to the flu or the cold can fuck off

TIL the kid's gait kicks up these weird sand-snow boat-shaped divots

the most curious phenomenon was thick sticky mucus, which, 2 days after the fever broke, is still a thing

not uncommon obviously insight.jci.org/articles/view/

Hear me out: a version of Macbeth where Kris Jenner is Lady Macbeth, and she pulls all the strings behind the scenes to make sure Macbeth stays alive and in the public's good graces.

(this was Ivy's concept for her lit class essay)

Oh hey! Our paper on using program synthesis to build rewrite rules for a syntax-directed compiler is online. link.springer.com/chapter/10.1

so what does it mean when the test positive line is absolutely solid while the control line barely registers

vulgar anatomy 

this virus is bullshit. everything hurts. everything

nothing like low-grade fever cooking to focus one's mind on minimizing effort

what idiot called it Great Britain and not Serfs & Terfs

time to post again the best user interface i've ever seen

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself rewritten in Rust for performance reasons.

the joint aches, tightness in my chest, and malaise are three of my favourite attributes so far

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