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I'm so tired of bad-faith arguments from those who've accepted homelessness and traffic deaths in exchange for their relative comfort

If I ever create a uniquely American distilled spirit I'd like to call it "Massachusetts"

Holy shit I spelled it right on the first try

Excuse me while I avail myself to this fully functional cooling apparatus

Luckily it all works out, because between a newborn and a 2 year-old, I'M SET

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Anyone can "Parkour" if you fill their shoes with Legos

12 day-old speaks, perfectly: "Come on Dad, that's just embarrassing."

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Just me, swaddling my infant and trying not to make state monad jokes

In my alternate universe TERF Island refers to a Mario Kart course

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